Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Investigation Discovery: Empty Roll'
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In this animation from Investigation Discovery, a mom comes across an empty toilet paper roll in the bathroom. As she looks for suspects in the crime, she finds her two kids playing in a giant pile of toilet paper. She makes the kids put on a new roll of Quilted Northern Ultra Soft and Strong.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Getting Real'
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Women in this commercial are getting real about what happens in the bathroom. They use Quilted Northern Soft and Strong.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Birds'
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See this beautifully decorated bathroom where morning birds make up the wallpaper and sunlight fills the area. Each time someone enters and uses the toilet, they forget their bathroom experience because of how well the Quilted Northern toilet paper works. Sadly, however, the birds see all and forget nothing -- except for the bird who has an outlet for a face, of course.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Quilted Northern Is Not a Bouncy Castle'
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When Quilted Northern discovers that people everywhere are confusing its toilet paper for a bouncy castle, it isn't surprised. It points out that both are durable, flexible and nice to have at parties. That being said, it still reminds people that its toilet paper is not a bouncy castle and shouldn't be jumped on.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Daddy Gator'
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In this bathroom, Daddy Gator realizes he has no more ability to row his boat away from the unforgiving landscape in front of him. Each time someone enters the room and uses the john, they use Quilted Northern, a toilet paper that works so well the person ends up forgetting their experience. Daddy Gator, however, sees all and forgets nothing. Plus, he probably should get the boat out of here as soon as possible as this is no place to raise a child. Note the horrified look on his child's face.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Little Miss Puffytail'
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A ceramic Little Miss Puffytail sits next to a lovely flower and seashell arrangement in the bathroom, waiting to be smashed into a million pieces. At least, that's what we assume she must be thinking every time someone enters the room. Whoever uses Quilted Northern forgets their experience because it's a toilet paper that works so well. For Little Miss Puffytail, however, she will never forget what she sees.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Emily's Class'
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New Quilted Northern is both ultra soft and strong, explains a little girl to her even younger sibling.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Conductor Randy'
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A toy conductor named Randy lays on the floor underneath the radiator in the bathroom, forgotten by his owner and with a clear shot of the toilet. So, while Quilted Northern works well enough for people to forget their bathroom experience, Randy sees it all and forgets nothing. However, it could be worse -- at least he's not Constable Bob, who, sadly, is wedged right between the tank and toilet seat.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Sir Froggy'
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Sir Froggy hangs on a wall in a bathroom and kindly holds the Quilted Northern Toilet Paper for his patrons. He wonders to himself which is worse, the fact that his arms can never relax or that his eyes can never look away. Because of Quilted Northern, people will forget their bathroom experience. Poor Sir Froggy, however, won't be able to.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Quilted Northern Is Not a Robe'
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Quilted Northern asserts that people everywhere are mistaking its "really nice toilet paper" for robes. However, when a man wearing a plush yellow robe walks outside to grab the morning newspaper, it quickly becomes clear that that Quilted Northern is not a robe. The man's neighbor casually walks across the lawn wearing a package of toilet paper around his waist, completely unaware of how strange his clothing choice actually is.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Since 1901' Song by Carlos Olmo
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Quilted Northern says it has been making toilet paper since 1901. and it won't stop now. Instead, it says it's working harder and faster to keep shelves stocked and provide comfort.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Nickelodeon: Splinter Free'
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In a message brought to you by Quilted Northern, viewers learn that toilet paper wasn't made "splinter-free" until the 1930's.
Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Comfort: Dad'
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Quilted Northern discusses life's little comforts. The company seems to be saying that a coffee mug painted by the dad's kids is a dependable little object that offers comfort every morning until the camera pans toward the Quilted Northern Ultra Soft and Strong toilet paper. Quilted Northern tells dads to not worry; they're still great.