SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Terrible Quotes: Cowboy Curling Booth Bar'
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Red-garbed cowboys, kitten curlers and old timers hanging out in bar booths all have one thing in common: their quotes are terrible. On the contrary, SafeAuto says that it can get people car insurance quotes that save them up to 25 percent in three minutes.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Chuck: Tilt N Scream'
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To most people, this man is just Chuck. But at the county fair, Chuck takes on a whole new persona: The Baron of Barf. AKA, he's the guy who runs the Tilt N Scream. Unfortunately for Chuck, this year's fair season is over and he's out of a job. He chooses SafeAuto because his insurance needs change from month-to-month.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Mom Quotes'
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This mom can't stop saying memorable mom quotes, whether she's telling a child that Halloween costumes don't belong in the toilet, explaining that the show she's watching is only for moms and dads or asking for a kid to give her the questionable items they've been "collecting." After this mom notices that every apple in her kitchen bowl has a bite taken out of it, she suddenly announces, "I say these things now." Although SafeAuto has great car insurance quotes, it says it can't help you with yo
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Time'
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SafeAuto's Columbus Community Players are back with an abstract stage presentation about time. One of the Columbus Community Players is attached to a giant cog, with the two other players functioning as smaller cogs. As the cogs revolve, a narrator talks about how time waits for nobody. The cogs stop moving, and the narrator asks if the expenditure of time has weakened or strengthened its resolve. Regardless of the situation, SafeAuto can offer a quote in just three minutes.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Memory'
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The Columbus Community Players lend their hand in this SafeAuto insurance ad to exemplify how memory works using three of their members.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'F??rnh??an: Octopus'
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Some things just don't make sense, like when a couple tries to ask F??rnh??an how many tentacles an octopus has and the technological assistant gives an answer of 18. SafeAuto says some things do make sense, though, like spending three minutes of your time to potentially save up to 25 percent on your car insurance. Sadly, the disputes may continue for the couple after the octopus argument, since F??rnh??an's next statement is that it is looking up the boyfriend's internet browser history.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Terrible Quotes: Butterflies in Your Stomach'
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SafeAuto shows a terrible quote said during a colorful beach dance party in the 1950's. While a sea monster gets ready to attack, two dancers work together to say, "Butterflies in your stomach tell you two things, and one of them is really bad." That quote might be bad but SafeAuto says it can get you a great car insurance quote that can save you up to 25 percent in just three minutes.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Dinner: Afraid'
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At a swanky dinner party with a taxidermy table centerpiece, a suited man shares a quote: "When you're afraid of everything, you're afraid of nothing." He says that is a terrible quote and suggests that viewers take a few minutes and get a car insurance quote from SafeAuto. It might be a much better kind of quote or even save you up to 25 percent.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Worst Boss Ever'
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When a boss informs her employee that she is not concerned with his cat's surgery, her daughter who is also an employee happens to overhear him call her the worst boss ever. He tries to ease the situation by declaring, "We all got moms," but is fired shortly after. SafeAuto understands it only takes three words to change your career, but announces that it only takes three minutes to save up to 25 percent on car insurance.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Terrible Quotes: Love Language'
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SafeAuto recognizes that "Yelling is my love language," "My eyes are up here and my ears are here and here" and "I've never seen anyone clean the pool at the gym" are terrible quotes. The SafeAuto app offers great car insurance quotes that could save you up to 25 percent.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Terrible Quotes: Alphabet'
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While walking her zebra on a leash, a woman says a terrible quote: "The alphabet is for children." SafeAuto says if you want a quote that is actually good, you may be able to save up to 25 percent on car insurance in three minutes with a quote from its site or app.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Terrible Quotes: Tennis Club'
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A basketball coach reads a terrible quote about a tennis club, but then is happy to see a great car insurance quote from SafeAuto.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Terrible Quote: Science Is Everywhere'
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"Science is everywhere" is a terrible quote, SafeAuto says. Instead of terrible quotes, the company says you may find a good insurance quote in under three minutes through its website.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Terrible Quotes: Lumberjack: Walls'
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While chopping wood, a lumberjack delivers a terrible quote concerning a negligent father. SafeAuto, however, claims it can get you a great car insurance quote in three minutes and save you up to 25 percent.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Karin, Carisa and Bill'
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Clarisa's awful, horrible, terrible parents kicked her off the family car insurance. Is she being dramatic? Maybe, but at least SafeAuto offers low down payments so forsaken and abandoned teenagers like her can have auto insurance.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Terri, Gordon & Jason'
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This couple says their retirement plan feels like it keeps getting pushed further away from them, especially since their grown kids are still living at home. Their son tries to comfort them by stating that he'll move out as soon as he becomes a famous videogamer. And if that plan doesn't work, he'll just sell cryptocurrency. Yeah, these parents are going to be working forever. SafeAuto claims to offer state minimum car insurance for people who don't always have the extra money to burn.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Brandon & Sarah'
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Brandon's resume includes gigs like balloon artist, dog masseuse and nude model for an art class. Although Brandon thinks he's a jack of all trades, he's really a master of none. In fact, when his girlfriend Sarah helped him get a stable career, he turned it down in favor of his odd jobs. Because he doesn't know where his next paycheck will come from, Brandon likes the flexibility SafeAuto gives him.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Dillon and Samantha'
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Dillon and Samantha, a new couple, tell SafeAuto a little bit about each other. Dillon smiles and agrees when Samantha describes traits about herself until she mentions she needs to be in an open relationship. As she explains that her insurance needs change monthly and she enjoys the freedom SafeAuto gives her, Dillon realizes he didn't know Samantha as well as he thought he did.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Greg'
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SafeAuto customer Greg has flown a helicopter through Greece, sailed the Mediterranean sea, and climbed temples in the Himalayas... in a pharmaceutical ad. Maybe he'll do these things eventually, but for now, he's a struggling actor, which is why he's so excited to have gotten the role in this commercial. SafeAuto offers state minimum car insurance for people like Greg.
SafeAuto TV Commercial, 'Terrible Quotes: Birthmark'
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"I have a birthmark that looks like George Washington" is a terrible quote, SafeAuto says. The company says if you want a good quote, you should consider getting an insurance quote from SafeAuto.