Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Cats'
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Original Slim Jims are a bangin' party to the imposter's weird cat lady. It's a clear choice.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Possum'
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With this type of comparison, Slim Jim is definitely the way to go.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Meat Stick Proportions'
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An art class is told to draw a portrait of a nude model, and focus on portraying his "meat stick" in the correct proportions. Some of the students seem a little disturbed by the task, and we know what you're thinking, but it's just a Slim Jim.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Bellies'
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Technically, there are four people with beef sticks in this spot. "Technically" really only works in a vacuum here. Get the real thing.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Real Estate'
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While showing a home to an interested couple, a real estate agent upholds the unwritten laws of Bro Code in order to save the husband from a life of domestic purgatory. With a quick nod and snap into a Slim Jim, the agent concludes the tour with a fun fact by showing the couple the room where the bodies were found.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Lineup'
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A couple of detectives at a police station have arranged a lineup while eating Slim Jims. With all the potential criminals standing in a row, the guys command to them, "Take it back now, y'all" followed by "One hop this time," "Two stomps" and "Cha Cha real smooth." It seems like these officials are telling the guys to perform the dance moves from DJ Casper's hit song "Cha Cha Slide." They are even told to clap their hands, which they do without much enthusiasm. And, the entire time, the elderly
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Amish Buggy'
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Two guys are stuck on the side of the road because their car is dead. They are snacking on Slim Jims when an Amish person pulls up in his horse and buggy. He offers them a ride and one guy just has to ask what it's like to live without the Internet. The driver calmly replies that it's alright, he just gets photos of the guy's mom through the normal mail. Snap!
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Agua' con Charles Woodson, Herm Edward
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Por fuerza de la costumbre, Charles Woodson le echa una cubeta de agua a su entrenador Herm Edwards en vez de darle uno como ??l pidi??. Sin embargo, trata de disculparse ofreci??ndole un pedazo de Slim Jim.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Force of Habit' Featuring Herm Edwards, Charles Woodson
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Off set, American football analyst Herm Edwards makes the mistake of asking former cornerback Charles Woodson (who just bit into a Slim Jim) for some water. Overcome with the force of habit, Woodson pours a bucket of water over his head. What does he have to say for himself? "Sorry, coach."
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Adult Swim: Flame On'
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Carl won't be outdone by the daring Slim Jim eaters. In order to promote the brand, he's going to become a hot and spicy human Slim Jim by covering everything in hand sanitizer and lighting himself on fire. It turns out that being the Human Torch isn't as fun as it looks.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Long Trip'
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A trio of knights valiantly rides through a dense forest, but Sir Glen is finding it difficult to go on. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse," he complains, eliciting an offended whinny from his noble steed. Too bad he didn't come prepared like his companions, who whip out the Slim Jim sticks they packed for the trip. Never mind how long his to-do scroll was; Glen has "no excuses," as his scolding friend reminds him by knocking his helmet visor down over his face.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Bank Tellers'
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Who would have thought a stickup couldn't get any worse? As he sits duct tapped to a chair, all Rob, a Domestic Financial employee, can think about is how long ago lunch was. His colleagues, who have also been restrained by the robbers, urge him to keep quiet, even as they all bite into their Slim Jim sticks. Even one of the burglars has one, though he struggles to eat it through his nylon mask.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Heimlich'
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As Pete the paramedic administers the Heimlich maneuver to a choking patron of Big Shrimpin' Restaurant, he complains to his onlooking colleagues about how long it's taking. "I'm so hungry, I could die," he gripes. The other responders are aghast at his insensitive choice of words as they all bite into Slim Jim sticks, but Pete defends himself by pointing out that the choker at least had time to eat! When the obstructive piece of food finally becomes dislodged, the customer joins in the admonish
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'ESPN: The Polamalu Hair' Featuring Ryan Clark
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Former NFL safety Ryan Clark sits down in front of a mirror, and his hairdresser asks him if he wants the usual. Clark takes a bite of a Slim Jim and decides that he wants to try a different hairstyle: the Polamalu (named after former NFL player Troy Polamalu). The shock of seeing Clark with long, flowing hair causes an ESPN crew member to loudly shriek and drop his coffee, for which he apologizes.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'The Polamalu Hair' con Ryan Clark
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El futbolista profesional de la NFL, Ryan Clark, se sienta en frente de un espejo para prepararse para una entrevista. La estilista le pregunta como quiere su cabello. Mordiendo un pedazo de su Slim Jim, le responde que hoy quiere el estilo de cabello como Troy Polamalu.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Donor'
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Men everywhere are suffering from a lack of spiciness, so become a Slim Jim donor today and help save a life today.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Skywriting'
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A man arranged for his buddy to write in the sky during his date at the park. The pilot, who is eating a Slim Jim mid-flight, plays a prank on his friend and changes the skywriting to be about the girlfriend's sister. Dang it, Carl!
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Cops'
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Police officers on motorcycles catch up with each other. One officer, who snacks on a Slim Jim, asks his coworker how his "medical thing" is going. But every time he answers, the officer revs his engine. By his third attempt to answer, he yells out an embarrassing reveal. Well, no more public pools for this guy.
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Astronauts'
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Two astronauts are counting down as their shuttle in orbit above Earth is slowly making its approach to connect with the International Space Station. As the shuttle is about to make contact, the large space station abruptly propels itself forward a few meters. Two American astronauts inside the station, who are snacking on Slim Jims, claim that the shuttle was coming in too steep, though they are both wearing devious smirks. The astronauts in the shuttle restart their countdown. However, once ag
Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Grandma'
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Alex and two of his friends are visiting his grandma, who serves Slim Jims as a snack. After his grandma gives him a handmade sweater and Alex declares it beautiful but probably too big, his friend makes a joke, saying "that's what she said." Alex's grandma hears this and issues a sick burn: She doubts any woman's ever said that to him.