Velveeta TV Commercial, 'Painter'
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Know that guy that paints dobermans and makes skulpters and stuff? He eats Velveeta Shells and Cheese, so eat like that guy you know.
Velveeta TV Commercial, 'Tropical Fish'
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You know the guy who own the aquarium knows his stuff and he's gonna try to sell you tropical fish. He also knows how to get the best flavor, which is why he chooses Velveeta.
Velveeta TV Commercial, 'Potluck'
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During a potluck dinner, Jay spots Bernice's Velveeta macaroni and cheese. Helen tells Bernice that this liquid gold digger prays on women who cook with Velveeta.
Velveeta TV Commercial, 'Friends with Benefits'
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Ladies, be careful with your Velveeta mac and cheese. Liquid gold diggers are everywhere and they love that creamy cheesy taste more than they'll ever love you.
Velveeta TV Commercial, 'Velveeta vs. the Other Guys'
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When Velveeta and a cheese from the "other guys" are compared side-by-side in a broccoli-slathering competition, the difference between the two is clear: Velveeta pours thick and creamy while the other cheese clumps and becomes an oily mess. Velveeta then compares itself to a successful mascot who causes a crowd to erupt into cheers while other mascots may only gain a smattering of applause.
Velveeta TV Commercial, 'Limo Driver'
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You know that guy that drives that limousine. He has the nicest car you can think of, but longer. He eats Velveeta Shells and Cheese. Eat like that guy you know.
Velveeta TV Commercial, 'Ham Radio Guy'
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You know that guy with the ham radio in his basement? He's the one who can talk to anyone from China to Mongolia and all the Koreas. He eats Velveeta Shells and Cheese. Eat like that guy you know.
Velveeta TV Commercial, 'Liquid Gold Rush: Signed Document'
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A woman is minding her own business while shopping in a grocery aisle when the prospector's comrade gets the wrong idea that she's after their liquid gold. But, the prospector makes it perfectly clear, with his signed document, that their claim runs right down to the "glutton" free stuffin'.