DIRECTV TV Commercial, 'More For Your Thing: Signs: $35'

DIRECTV presents some signs for those of you who have been looking for a sign that you need to quit cable. These include a woman who found the words "quit cable" etched into her morning toast, an anti-cable crop circle and a grocery store clerk who nearly gets impaled by scissors after seeing a cryptic message written in a ceilihng stain. For a limited time, DIRECTV offers its satellite service for $35 per month to qualified customers.