Secret Clinical Strength TV Commercial, 'Pre-Date Freakout'

First dates can be nerve-wracking, especially if you sweat when you're stressed. Outside a restaurant, a woman mentally prepares for her date with Brandon (or is it Brendan?) while she dries out the pits of her shirt with the air conditioning on full blast. She practices their potential conversations, asking him about his trip to Jamaica and commenting that neither of them really look like their profile pics. It certainly won't help her stress and sweat levels that at the particular moment she is beatboxing all the possibilities of his name as he walks by and leans against her window. Mortified, she clarifies that it's Brandon, not Brendan, and they agree to meet inside. Secret Clinical Strength may be able to help with the embarrassment of stress-related pit stains, but it cannot do anything about the mortification you inflict upon yourself with your actions.