The General TV Commercial, 'All My Chips' Featuring Shaquille O'Neal

In a fierce game of poker, Shaquille O'Neal bets all his chips. When his opponent matches, Shaq takes it to the next level, adding his favorite chips -- barbecue -- to the pot. His Hawaiian-shirt wearing foe counters with his car keys, adorned with a chocolate chip cookie key chain, and a collection of computer chips. Shaq delivers a dagger, saying that the man can't drive anyway since his insurance lapsed, and without a computer, he'll never be able to get a new quote. Out of left field, The General himself promises to insure the man, but first he wins the hand with four aces. Read 'em and weep!