Wonderful Pistachios TV Commercial, 'Slow News Day'

A very upset turtle at a press conference speaks in outrage against Wonderful Pistachio's latest campaign, which asks pistachio-lovers everywhere to "ditch the shells." As a shell-wearing animal, the turtle insists that such a slogan is offensive to the shelled community, which is why they've staged a march in protest. Well, the march actually started yesterday, but... they'll make it to their destination in a week or two. For turtles, such an endeavor is quite a long haul.