DairyPure TV Commercial, 'Bright Light'

A teacher, Ms. Taylor, guides a class full of cows dressed as students to the DairyPure section of milk at a grocery store. An ethereal light shines from the wall of milk jugs and the cows gawk at its beauty. She explains that DairyPure doesn't contain any artificial growth hormones and is backed by a Five Point Purity Promise. A ditsy cow wearing a blonde curly wig and pink sunglasses closes their conversation with a profound statement: "Like, moo."