Quilted Northern TV Commercial, 'Quilted Northern Is Not a Robe'

Quilted Northern asserts that people everywhere are mistaking its "really nice toilet paper" for robes. However, when a man wearing a plush yellow robe walks outside to grab the morning newspaper, it quickly becomes clear that that Quilted Northern is not a robe. The man's neighbor casually walks across the lawn wearing a package of toilet paper around his waist, completely unaware of how strange his clothing choice actually is.