Slim Jim TV Commercial, 'Long Trip'

A trio of knights valiantly rides through a dense forest, but Sir Glen is finding it difficult to go on. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse," he complains, eliciting an offended whinny from his noble steed. Too bad he didn't come prepared like his companions, who whip out the Slim Jim sticks they packed for the trip. Never mind how long his to-do scroll was; Glen has "no excuses," as his scolding friend reminds him by knocking his helmet visor down over his face.