Sprint TV Commercial, 'Say No to Sharing Family Dinner Table'

In this commercial, a family sits down at a table to fairly divide a shared data plan. The man suggests whoever has fathered the most children gets the most data. The mother recommends the person with the most hair. The dad agrees, but only if it's by body hair. The daughter, who has braces, says the person with the most dental work should get it. Say no to sharing, say yes to Sprint.