Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chalupa Super Bowl 2017 TV Commercial, 'Street Names'

There are many street names for Taco Bell's Naked Chicken Chalupa: Dr. Crispy, Farmer's Delight or The Ruffler. The host of this '50s-style PSA aired during Super Bowl LI knows it as "dangerous," as evidenced when Danny takes a bite and is rendered unintelligible -- never mind that his mouth was full. As far as this man is concerned, there's only one proper response to this dish: "I'm sticking with drumsticks, you dumbsticks." This message was brought to you by The Council for Eating Fried Chicken the Same Way You Always Have.