Wonderful Pistachios TV Commercial, 'National Nut' Featuring Stephen Colbert

America, "The Colbert Show" host Stephen Colbert would like to propose that the pistachio be our national nut. However, as his pet bald eagle plays a not-so-beautiful rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner", he also proposes our national bird should not be allowed to play our national anthem. Get crackin' America on wonderful pistachios.